ABOUT US
WE ARE FIVE GUYS WHO LIKE TO GET TOGETHER FOR LUNCH ONCE A WEEK AND TALK ABOUT OUR LIVES. AND WE USE HOT SAUCE. SO, WE THOUGHT, WHY NOT MAKE OUR OWN INSTEAD OF EATING THE GARBAGE PROVIDED BY THE RESTAURANT?
FURTHER...
MEET JOHNNY: JOHNNY DRINKS 5 SHOTS OF ESPRESSO IN HIS ICED COFFEE AND RUNS A THOUSAND BUSINESSES. THEY MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW HIM BY FIRST NAME IN LAS VEGAS.
MEET ANDREW: ANDREW DESIGNED ALL THIS SH!T AND DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE IN HIS BIO.
MEET JAMIE: JAMIE IS THE SMARTEST ONE AND IN BETTER SHAPE THAN THE OTHERS. WE THINK HE REALLY HAS HIS SHIT TOGETHER.
MEET ELIJAH: ELIJAH HAS A TATTOO ON HIS CHEST BIGGER THAN YOUR OVEN DOOR. ACTUALLY, THERE IS NOT MUCH SKIN LEFT NOT INKED. LIKE JAMIE, HE IS SMART BUT UNLIKE JAMIE, HAS LONG HAIR. AND THE TATTOOS.
MEET TREY: TREY WAS A PROFESSIONAL MASCOT AND WROTE A BOOK ABOUT LOVE OF ALL THINGS. HE ALSO BUILT PARTY BUSES MADE WITH FAKE FUR AND WAS ATTACKED BY THREE CHIMPANZEES IN ZAMBIA. IDIOT.
WITH A PASSION FOR HOT SAUCE AND A RECKLESS ABANDON OF SANITY, WE CREATED THIS SAUCE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DIFFERENT LIKE US.
ENJOY THE SAUCE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, ENJOY YOUR F*CKING LIFE.
